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The Thanksgiving Strain Lineup: From the Parade to the Itis

Thanksgiving is a marathon. Here’s a strain for every stage of the day, from the parade to the itis to late-night leftovers, plus the Thursday deal that covers the whole weekend.
Thanksgiving strain lineup: six picks from parade to pie

Thanksgiving is a marathon: the parade, the relatives, three football games, a plate you can’t finish, and pie you eat anyway. One strain can’t cover all of that. Here are the best strains for Thanksgiving, one for every stage of the day, built from what’s on our menu right now, plus the deal that covers the whole long weekend.

Your Thanksgiving timeline

Thanksgiving strain timeline: Lunch Break, Bubblegum Runtz, Sweet and Sour Haze, Northern Lights, Super Mario, Jungle Juice

When The pick Why
Morning (parade and cooking) Lunch Break Clear, upbeat lift
Family arrives Bubblegum Runtz Happy, relaxed and social
Football Sweet & Sour Haze Bright, electric high
The itis Northern Lights Warm, full-body calm
Pie Super Mario Tastes like candy and cherry pie
Leftovers, late night Jungle Juice Happy, mellow calm

Morning: Lunch Break (Sativa, 33% THC)

Sweet citrus and tropical fruit with a clear, upbeat lift. The parade is on, the bird is in the oven and you still have a job to do. Keep it light. Get Lunch Break.

Family arrives: Bubblegum Runtz (Hybrid, 34% THC)

Pink bubblegum and fruity candy with a happy, relaxed high. For when your uncle asks what you do for work again. Keeps you smiling through the small talk. Get Bubblegum Runtz.

Football: Sweet & Sour Haze (Hybrid, 35% THC)

Sour citrus and gassy diesel over a bright, electric high. Thanksgiving has football from noon to night, and this one keeps you in the game instead of asleep on the couch by halftime. Get Sweet & Sour Haze.

The itis: Northern Lights (Hybrid, 31% THC)

Sweet earth, citrus and pine over a warm, full-body calm. You just ate two plates. Stop fighting it. Northern Lights is the lowest-THC pick on this list, which makes it the easy one to pass around after dinner. Get Northern Lights.

Pie: Super Mario (Hybrid, 35% THC)

After dinner strains: Super Mario, Northern Lights and Jungle Juice

Berry candy and cherry with a happy, balanced high. It tastes like the dessert table, so pair it with a slice of cherry pie. Get Super Mario.

Leftovers and late night: Jungle Juice (Indica, 34% THC)

Tropical fruit punch with a happy, mellow calm. The house is quiet, the dishes can wait and there’s a turkey sandwich with your name on it. It’s also one of DC’s 10 most-ordered strains of the year. Get Jungle Juice.

Want it heavier?

Mayhem (Hybrid, 38% THC) brings bold fuel, tart fruit and peppery pine. For experienced smokers only, and not the one to hand Grandma.

Stock up and get free weed

Thanksgiving falls on a Thursday, which means the Tuesday–Thursday deal is on. Mix strains and get free flower:

  • 3 different strains → 2g free
  • 5 different strains → 3.5g free
  • 8 different strains → 7g free

Grab five from the timeline above and the sixth is basically on us. Feeding a bigger crowd? Any day of the week, 14g of flower gets 2g free and 28g gets 3.5g free. You get the biggest gift you qualify for, and the gift screen before checkout shows it. Full details in how our daily deals work.

Thanksgiving ground rules

  • Order early. Holiday weeks get busy, and same-day orders close at 8:00 PM ET.
  • The menu moves fast. Strains sell out. If you want a specific one, order a day or two ahead.
  • Start low. Big meals and strong flower are a lot at once. One or two hits, then wait.
  • Nobody drives high. Sort out rides home before the first pass.
  • 21+ only. Keep it locked away from kids at the gathering.

Curious why you’ll be raiding the leftovers at midnight? Read why weed gives you the munchies. Or see DC’s 10 most-ordered strains of 2026.

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FAQ

What’s the best strain for after Thanksgiving dinner?

Northern Lights: warm, full-body calm and the lowest THC on this list, so it’s easy to share.

What’s a good dessert strain for Thanksgiving?

Super Mario, with berry candy and cherry.

Is there a deal on Thanksgiving?

Yes. Thanksgiving is a Thursday, so 3 different strains get 2g free, 5 get 3.5g and 8 get 7g.

For adults 21+ only. Effects described are from each strain’s menu listing and vary by person. Menu, THC levels and availability can change before the holiday. Please consume responsibly and never drive under the influence.

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